Newton's Theory: The Musings of a Brilliant Golden Retriever Puppy

Newton's Theory #4: 4:00 AM is for Winners

4:00 AM is for winners. I am a winner, and I'm in the process of converting my Mom into a winner too. Here is a picture of the two of us on the front porch this morning. 


Humans take sleep too seriously. The world is meant to be enjoyed, and you can't enjoy it when you are indoors with your eyes closed. One of the greatest times to appreciate life is at 4:00 AM and I highly suggest you give it a try. The world is still, with the most peaceful hush. There are no engines running or mowers mowing - just the sounds of the crickets and frogs (who are winners too). The stars are bright, you can appreciate the phases of the moon, and experience the beauty of creation. Make me proud all you puppies out there! Fake like you gotta pee, tell your Mom to start the coffee pot, grab her slippers and head outdoors in your PJs. With your furry best friend. Every day.